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HFSP - Have Fun Staying Poor Unisex Zip Hoodie

Regular price $69.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $69.00 USD
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Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Made to order: ships in 2-7 business days, then 3-7 business days U.S. delivery.

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Zip up. Stay poor? Never. The HFSP Unisex Zip Hoodie is the cozy uniform of the crypto-converted — a full-zip hoodie that lets you zip in comfort while your portfolio zips up too. Built for bear markets, bull runs, and everything in between.

Bold HFSP branding on a premium zip hoodie. Stay warm while the normies stay poor.

Features:

  • HFSP logo — the most honest financial advice in apparel form
  • Full zip | Kangaroo pocket for your hardware wallet and phone
  • Soft fleece lining for late-night chart-watching sessions
  • Ribbed cuffs and hem | Multiple colorways

Product specs:

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester | Full zip | Kangaroo pocket | Ribbed cuffs and hem

Ships via print-on-demand. Made to order — because you're playing the long game.